About 5.30pm:
Text from B* "wOULD YOU LIKE 2 COME ROUND 4 TEA. i'Ve cooked too much gammon! No worries either way which hope u well x"
me "Sounds excellent. Just finished work will make my way over."
Text from G***: "Up for a drink?"
me "I need alcohol."
G*** "I have a litre of whisky"
me "dude that works"
B* "grand see ya soon x x"
G*** "Pizza?"
Me "Hm, better than my current offer (gammon but with d* & the b* as compensatory company). However I veto Papa Luigi's. Yours or mine?"
G*** "Yours. No 4 year old at yours."
Me to B* "Bollocks. I've been asked for a drink by G*** and I really want to go, do you mind?"
Me to G*** "K. I'm not on the bus yet though."
B* "Not at all have fun!"
G*** "That's ok. Let me know and i'll phone a taxi when you are."
Me "Oh my god save yourself a tenner and get the bus yourself! It's direct!"
G* "That one we used goes along T*** Road, it's the one from work that's direct isn't it?"
Me "Ah that's the one in the opposite direction but dinna faff you spendriff :)"
G*** "!
See you later then."
Me "I'm home."
G*** "Ok I'll be half an hour."
Now 6.42pm. Hasty tidy up must commence.